Glacius' posts with tag: maddox
Mood: XD
Listening To: Panic Overdrive - Waiting For YouOf course, it all started with spamming Yin Liang by going "www.thehappiestpageintheuniverse" ..thinking that it might link to his secret site of whatsoever since he said he's the happiest man alive.. I inserted Maddox's site next, and found out from him that he updated too. LOL Dinner.. Hmmm.
Mood: Full. I feel like shitting
Listening To: M2M - Mirror
I went down to KL with RM 600 > x > RM 650 and besides Burger
King, McDs, Mamak and everything else, these are the stuff I got.
Firstly, would be the main reason why I went to KL for. The
Pin-Design-imitator thingy.
This is so not me.
That's more I like it :D
Then, we have the side-quest. The one where I was just joking about; Looking for The Alphabet of Manliness. But to my suprise:
Caryn (the cute chick on the right, holding both of the books I bought (the other is Joe Satriani Guitar Secrets), and Schizzow, with a clear sign that says " Fuck you, Jean. They have the book right in KL." <3 <3 <3
THE ALPHABET OF MANLINESS IS MINE! FINALLY!
But it hasn't laid on my room yet because it's with Paul right now. But, it's going to be with Guo Qiang soon enough :'(.
Then, we have Guitar Accessories. Which guitarist would not visit the almighty Bentley's Music?
I managed to get a new guitar strap, with its own locking system,
located on each side, plus a padding that reduces slight pain when I
play the guitar, while standing. It's plastic, and there are some
disadvantages to the locking systems. Main disadvantage?
Simple: You have to take the strap off everytime you don't play, or the
rubber marks (that protects the guitar's finish due to the plastic
locks) to stick on your guitar. It'll be a matter of months that
I'll be lazy to do this, and start crying over the rubber spots left by
the strap.
Also, restock on Steve Vai's Sigature Series Picks. Bought three
browns, greens and pinks. Bought 4 for the white rubber grip with
golden imprints.
I was looking for these picks for 3 years already, since we first started Dark Room (later on, known as Dysnomia)
Disadvantage: Rubber grip wears off and you'll start crying regarding the fading Steve Vai Signature.
This is the Bullet-free stapler.
It doesn't use staplers. And pretty handy for a quick temporary compilation.
But it only works on 3 ~ 4 (recommended 3) papers. I just bought
this for the heck of it. As a gift. TO MYSELF, thank you.
And these DCSHOECOUSA would be my replacement, until it gets stolen like the previous shoe, which everybody remembered me by because it was rather striking. <3
Last but not least..
Made a trip to KLCC's Tower Records - The most disrespectful music shop in the universe.
Shawn, Cristal and I stumbled upon 5 copies (and maybe even more) of Hokkienstein for sale. If you didn't notice the background cart that said 1 VCD For RM1, here's a little close up on the blue tag.
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Anyways, I have 3 other shirts that I purchased, but I believe I'll save that for impromptu reactions. :)
.... -_-. I'm done. KL was dope. And all these costed more than 500 Ringgit. -_-
Anyways, a big shoutout to Schizzow and Caryn for
my enjoyable stay in KL! Thanks a bunch, you two. Schizzow
for accommodation and dragging me to college when I was scared like
chicken shit, and Caryn for showing me around KL and getting more items
than ever. Lol
... First, The Alphabet of Manliness.. Now The Best Comic In The Universe is out... Gah... I want.. -_-....
Mood: Tired
Listening To: Nothing.
By the way, here is a link to youtube.com to 3 different files related to Maddox's very recent book signing in some bookshop.
Check out how he's dressed. Wow.. He has a crown and a fur coat.. Lose the goatee, and he'll look like a medival king.
This book, is just for reading.. And if you want to learn a thing or two from the book, by all means, do so! It's the book of manliness.
So manly, until Maddox has a court case on the 7th of July.
Some dude was reading The Alphabet of Manliness
in class, and his teacher asked him to put it away. He refused
and the teacher said he would bring him to the principal's office to
settle things. I believe that this guy just started reading the
book as he did Head-Butt To The Ovaries, which is under the very first chapter from A-Z, Ass-Kicking.
Wow. I know that Maddox is inspirational in terms of writing up
rants online and being a man (?).. But getting him into trouble because
you just head-butted a government social worker in the damn ovaries?
... Damn.
Head-Butt To The Ovaries
is a very unique technique that Maddox explains in the first
chapter. Only applied to girls, just in case if you don't know what are
ovaries. It can be performed when you kneel down to a girl,
like how a she would give you a blow job. But instead of going in
slowly to take in a 3-inch dynamite, just move your head backwards and
thrust it forward. Momentum is very important while doing so.
And no, there is no Head-Butt To The Testicles, but there is a Cock Punch.
Wow. 7th July.. I wonder if he's really going for that court case or not..
Currently reading the chapter, N is for Chuck Norris, and I can't stand it but laughing out loud in the office like my brains just got fried.
"Treason is especially offensive to Chuck because he
embodies everything that is, was, or ever will be American. Chuck
Norris loves America so much that when he gets interrupted during sex,
he gets red, white and blue balls." - The Alphabet of Manliness.
Maddox has seriously done it this time. All hail Maddox.
Mood: Headache-d.
Listening To: Light & Easy
Now, I'm hoping for any more people who actually plans to get me
something as a "welcome home" gift from NS. Until my hair grows
back, I will not forget that I finished National Service.
Anyways, I just stumbled over this after 3 months of not going to, literally, The Best Page In The Universe, none other than Maddox's fine work.
Now, fools, since I am poor and I do not own a credit card, just shut up and get me a copy of this.
Yes, THE
book, The Alphabet of Manliness. I would appreciate Da Vinci
Code, and a book that decodes Da Vinci Code.. but I believe in whatever I believe
than to believe in a book written by mankind.
So, putting religion aside, this book would be pure dopeness. Reading part the review written on amazon.com,
Maddox pens down an encylopedia ranging from A - Z, explaining each
alphabet, of what dickweeds should do with their lives if they wear a
skirt and plan to have their balls cut.
Now I want to go to Ikano Power Centre/IKEA in KL, because this hunch is telling me that MPH over there sells that damned book.
I WANT.
Mood: :D
Listening To: Fans, while they spin.
I saw Jin's side nick in MSN and it says there, " Maddox is wrong, peep my rhymebook for the best page in the universe"
which made me wonder, how did my favourite blogger do after his previous post?
He posted a new post. Lol. Very interesting for people like me, WoRmY and LooLoo.
Uh.
How to spot a pedophile.
After you complete the short quiz, come back here and see if our good friend is a real pedophile or not.
hyuk hyuuk hyuk. Hmmmm..... he's always talking about WoRmY's youngest sister......
There are more pictures that might make you believe that he
could be one, but I think I'l make you hunt for those pictures yourself
:-).
Bwhahahaahhahaha. Maddox is dope yaw
 Ok byez
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