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I made it though. I start work tomorrow @ Starbucks Ikano, 8pm - 11.30pm. Huhuhu. Can't wait XD
.. Although I'm going to die if anybody asks me for an espresso .. or an ice blended frapp.. or.. or... a slice of cheesecake. I tak tau any of these woi.
BUT. Today damn syok giler. Me and a partner in Starbucks, are rookies, and went for the First Impression to sign a couple of documents, etc. Till both of us saw the contract and ..
... HAhahahahaha.. XD..
The key word here is CONTRACT, ok.
What my partner said:
"So, if we disagree to whatever the terms here, we have to.. cross it out with the pen??"
I was like.. Huh? Cross what out with the pen? Aren't we at the terms and condition/contract section?
.. Can cross out terms and conditions of a company meh?
AM CHIO OK. I NEARLY LAUGHED MY GUTS OUT LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
knn..beh syok contract can cancel out the parts we don't like. LOLOLOLOLOLOL. syok giler
WHEEEE. But wtf, I have to apply for EPF?? Where the hell is EPF around this area la jibai. Need government hospital around PJ area also. .need to get some ..whatever dunowhat fast food outlet jab thingamawig.
oh puki. diededismness. gotta get all that sorted out by tomorrow or I'll be screwed.
Mood:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Listening To:Dream Theater - As I Am
This is hilarious. I've never seen any of Edison Chen's photos after they got leaked or something, but now, thanks to a friend of mine, I've managed to catch a glimpse of it.
But you see, I can't be bothered by Edison's scandal. So why made me check this out?
Simple:
Gene Simmons.
Wait wait wait. Let me get a picture of him. LOL
There. Does he look familiar to you now? Lol.
And you see, with this link, it shows that there was a 9-minute sextape being sold to the public. Hohoho.
I think this blogspot.com site is like, the headlines for celebrity scandals. Lol
PS. I never really heard of KISS' stuff, but they're pretty damn good..? lol
Once again, I'm posting this as I am going mobile. I'm with kellyinyee at the moment in some place called Eclipse.
Just not long ago, some NTV7 people stopped us in 1Utama, and would like to do some live show survey thing from the both of us. The one on the mic was some Sinclair person.
So, the question she wanted to ask us was HELLO !!!!! I am Lindsay Lohan !!!!!! Crabby here !!!!!
Unfortunately, my iPod got snatched -_-
So, she wanted to ask us 3 questions. Firstly, what do we think of Plastic Surgery. After that would be, what do you think the Malaysian astronaut should do now that he's back in Malaysia. And thirdly, what do you think about handphones in high school?
Of course, when she asked me the 2nd question, I didn't know what to say..
I mean.. Who's that astronaut that didn't get recognized by NASA or something? Bloody he'll, I don't even know his name..
So, when she asked me what should he do now he's back in Malaysia, i lowered my voice, and I told her..
".. Stay easy from Outer Space. Honestly."
Ad I still wonder, who is that girl XD.. Kellyinyee went nuts when she met her and all. Lol.
God, I LOOOOVE this song !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333
Anyways, I checked out a new site (for me), wikitravel.. Hohoho.. XD
This was rather unexpected:
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Stay safe
Be extra careful in shopping malls and crowds, as they are the spots of petty crimes such as pickpockets and snatch thefts although rape crimes occasionally happens.
Local men like to yell things to women walking alone, and sometimes they can get "too friendly". It is not rare to get suggestions to see the sizes of local men's "organs" for example. If you are a woman you should travel in a group. Local men think that westerners are much more "open" to such suggestions, because they have been taught in schools and newspapers that the westerners are infidels with no moral, and that they can have lots of promiscuous sex with multiple partners. Men walking alone will have to deal with a similar amount of harrassment too, especially aroung the Love Lane/Lebuh Shulia areas. There are large amounts of prostitutes and/or ladyboys prowling the streets here and they can be very aggressive. Exercise great caution walking around at night.
If you look like a tourist, you will get considerably higher prices from the salesmen in markets, like Batu Ferringhi Night Market, or the market near the Kek Lok Si temple. The real price of the product is always a lot less than you would pay for it in western countries, and at times "the best price" is five times the normal price.
Taxis generally do not use meters, even if it is compulsory by law. The meters are always "broken". You should anyway ask for a meter, because you might get lucky. The metered price is always less than a price given in advance. Again tourists are often cheated, sometimes even left by a roadside in a middle of nowhere, if they refuse to pay a considerable sum of money. Serious crimes are pretty rare, but you should find out about normal prices for taxis somewhere in advance. Taxis taken from Penang Airport are safe, you pay using slips given in a small office in the airport building.
Do not use drugs, and stay away from them! You can easily get a death sentence even from a possession, because the local police are ordered to raise charges of trafficking instead. Synthetic drugs are quite widespread even with this kind of legislation. ----
Y'know, I can't help laughing at this every time when I see this notice in the lift. Here, check it out:
It says, just in case of emergencies, you can call the above KL-landline number to speak to the person and save your ass because this lift is their product and all that.
But then again, think about it. You're in a lift. Probably made out of platinum. Regardless the material, doesn't the lift cuts your handphone reception whenever you step into it?
So if you're trapped and if the doors doesn't open, how's that guy going to save you? Probably just another ray of light to make you think that everything's going to be okay.
Last night, Shaz of Xfresh.FM pranked me as a celebration of my stay in Kuala Lumpur. Thanks dude. For a minute, I thought I was on one of those Hitz.fm Gotcha! radio programmes. I mean, he was talking to me on the phone, etc, and when he decided to let the cat out of the bag, I heard Six String Samurais/Panic Overdrive's Waiting For You being played .. Nobody else has our songs except for XFresh -___________________-
Haha, anyways, I know he's checking out my blog, but thanks the prank! It's pretty much fun.
And if you all have sympathy on me or something, why don't you go do something like.. Spam his tagboard? :)
Anyways, if you've clicked on the link above, he mentioned that he has 5 free tickets for tomorrow's Akon's Smack That! party, and yeah, I feel very awkward because I don't really know him that well and he speaks to me like he knows me for 5 years already.
He's a friendly guy, in other words, and he's inviting me to the party. But why the journal? Simple. I'm not an Akon fan anything at all, so if I go, it'll cut down on the chances of the real fans attending his party here in Malaysia because of me. LOL.
But this thought just came through my mind; following Shaz and meeting people at the party itself.. Meaning to say.. KL contacts XD XD XD XD XD
Hmmm. I'll give it some time to think. I don't want to end up skipping college again the day after tomorrow. Lol
I couldn't stop laughing at whatever I saw just now on Channel V just now.. Parental Control, or something like that?
I thought the show focused mainly onto the girlfriend's parents picking new suitable boyfriends because they don't like their daughter's current boyfriend..
And well, I was wrong. This time, it was the other way around.. So, the usual went.. The parents picked 2 new future girlfriends for their son, because they thought his girlfriend was kind of.. bitchy and arrogant. Which I have to agree, though?
So, the show went on.. The boyfriend did lotsa stuff with the girls and all..had fun.. And one of his dates was really sweet. She had a really cute dog, and well, she made the boyfriend kiss the dog and all.. Lol.. It was a cute thing..
Until the time where he needed to make the final decision.. One of them didn't satisfy him enough.. And then he finally realised that his current girlfriend was a little bit too bossy, so he asked her to leave. Obviously, he picked and he was left with this girl who was really sweet and bubbly..
.. But the tides changed, as the girl left him even before they could move out on their 2nd date.. Lol.. The reason was..
"Hey. He tongued my dog. Not even I would do that.. And it was just disgusting!"
Talk about trying to be sweet and doing whatever your girlfriend asks you to do just to impress them.. Lol.. Now I know that sometimes, they just want to dump you through their intensions..lol
Now, I'm sure some of you might know Top Gear, and most of you don't know Top Gear.
But I'm sure all of you know Simon Cowell, and I never knew he was featured on Top Gear until I saw his name right on top of the Best Lap Times chart that's featured in the show most of the time. During this episode of Top Gear, Jeremy Clarkson invited Simon Cowell into Top Gear to place his best time on the track, and well, he did it.
Anyways, to watch the craziest combination in the entertainment history, a music critic and a car critic on a car show, click here.
Can't post the video up here and too lazy to crack the javascript, so you all will have to deal with the link
