Glacius' posts with tag: accidents
Mood: WellListening To: Some Japanese Anime My Brother's WatchingHere's an early warning. This entry is going to be about me bitching about my mother who nagged at me over and over again on this glorious day that we should celebrate for mothers. .. Actually, no. For this entry, I don't intend to write anything horrific about my mother since it is Mother's Day today. As today's the day for mothers, respect is at hand. Today's a beautiful day, anyways. It rained heavily and it killed off the humidity that Penang has been facing. I don't know, but I can finally feel the horrible heat in Penang. Then again, the heavy rain brought a headache to a mother who owns this Kia Spectra in my apartment compound. 




Crazy. Thank goodness nobody has been hurt. I think the damage to the car was minor as I the car moved lots. I think the bonet's damaged, so.. Yeah. Anyways, to all the mothers out there in the world, Happy Mother's Day. Treat your children well as what goes around comes around. Please do not treat them like punching bags when you're facing stress over your own business 8-)
Mood: Hungry Listening To: National Geographic, I think?
Once again, to start off the Chinese New Year, I got nagged from Penang to Simpang Ampat, and from Simpant Ampat back to Penang. A total of an hour's nagging. Wonderful.
But this time, it wasn't about me or my brother. So I practically didn't give a shit and ignored my mum. She complains and whines too much, and.. talk about appreciation. I can't help myself from laughing when she says we don't appreciate her when she can't even appreciate things. Wahahahahaha..
Anyways, on the way back from Simpang Ampat, I saw the manliest accident ever. It was my ever first time watching a total of 8 cars involved in an accident.
Sorry dudes! No visual aid because I was driving, and you know how much my mum can bitch if I ever had a handphone while I drive -_-
Anyways, the first accident that caused a long ass traffic jam was a Proton Iswara, Toyota Corolla, Toyota Vios and a Nissan Sentra..
This was the best shit I've ever seen because all of the cars mentioned above literally rammed into each other. The Proton Iswara's butt was 45 degree in the air, and the front fender was kissing the road. The Corolla that was caught in between the Vios and the Iswara, was badly damaged.. The bonnet (which was literally under the Iswara due to its position..), and the booth were entirely smashed up. It looked like a Kelisa after what happened. The Vios suffered minor damage from the front, but got a direct hit from the back. The Nissan Sentra just got some bonnet damages lah.
Then the other accident in front, I can tell you, is going to cost the driver a big headache.. Hohohoho.. I saw that and I couldn't stop laughing.. He was driving a Kelisa, but he rammed into a Brabus K4. Wooooooooooo... Show me the monaaay.
Then a few metres away from the same accident scene, was an Avanza and another Kelisa.. Wahahahahaha..
Drive safely la, on all occasions.. not only on Raya, but Chinese New Year too...
Well, Happy Chinese New Year! Time for dinner. :)
Mood: In pain Listening To: D'Cuzzy - Ai Phia
Yesterday, I happened to miraculously crack my joint, and caused a muscle cram for my left arm and slamming my thumb in between grill gates.
And today, an FDM member has hit a 2 shops away from Valerie's Optical.
None other than - me.
This is a 2-striped ranking accident. I stopped right in front of the curb and used too much of the throttle. The bike went up the curb and I practically lost control of it. My mind was calm, I told myself to close the throttle, but the problem is, I'm already trying to pull the bike back, so I had the throttle locked in a position that it'll still accelerate, so I practically hit a shop just now. Luckily, I didn't crack the shop's glass screen or rammed anybody down. But I now have a small cut, and 2 burnt marks.
2 ranking. Gah.
And compared to the previous burnt mark, it's not that small anymore. Probably the biggest one I've seen so far compared to my friends' one. Gah.
The measurements? Lol
The one closest to my ankle would be 6.5cm in width diametre, and 4.5cm in diametre. The 2nd burnt mark would be a small one 4cm in width, and 2cm in height.
Now it's red, and the burn really really hurts a lot -_-. Lucky I'm not a drummer. First, I can't even hold a drum stick with my left hand and swing it. Now I can't even kick the bass drum. GAH.
I'm even having problems to play the guitar in a standing position due to the muscle strain -________________________________-
I've got a feeling this is the beginning of my holidays, but a suey week. -_-
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Mood: Bored. Still wide awake.
Listening To: The laptop's keyboard.
Today, my mum came back like around about 5 something, she came in,
nagging both me and my brother, and found out that someone had airbrush-ed the Camry. Well, here's how the situation was:
My mother, turning on her indication
signal on the corner in front of my house, and about to perform a 0kmph
turn, not noticing the motocyclist who had his pillion rider as his
wife, and his baby.

Motorcycle itu tersangkut in between of the car, and the curb, and banging into the car at the same time.
Now, here are some pictures of the brand new airbrush-ed Camry, thanks
to retarded and ignorant motorcyclist who ignores signal and brake
lights:
Of course, that wasn't the end of the accident spree. He decided
to act like some dumbass gangster, trespassed on other people's
property, used his almighty crash helmet and tried so smash the front
wind screen, and the left front window, but failed because he must've
smoked too much ganja the night before. The car was saved by my
mum's nagginess.
First time, I ever seen something being saved by my mum's mouth. Wow.
So, if I rob a bank, I'm supposed to kill the officers who're trying to arrest me. New lesson learnt.
Go eat shit, you black asswipe.
Mood: Bahs.
Listening To: Gitaroo Man - "Bee" Jam Blues
Not San-j because he didn't do whatsoever to Kimberly or something, but..
I arrived at this coffee shop where my friend's family has a stall there, selling food, obviously.
But this time, he didn't serve us, as he met up with my other bunch of
friends, at the entrance, beside Sheraton. I decided to go there
and greet them, but I felt rather odd as.. Who the hell would be
standing in a coffee shop just to kapsiao?
Anyways, I met up with them, and I realised why they were standing
there. I saw thi Proton Aeroback. I guess it went out of
control and it smashed straight into a tree. Didn't take pictures
as I forgot about it.
Goddamn.
Not to say that the driver died, but he refused to leave his car, still
trying to get it started. The next thing I knew, he was gone.
... ?
Happy Chinese New Year, folks. Be careful on the roads.
Mood: Fucked
Listening To: Dead Silence
I tell you, when they say that Penang drivers have an attitude of a naggy grandmother, I can tell you, it's really true.
Just now, on Macalister road, I could've died, if I didn't obey the
rules regarding safe distance. Drivers who can't look at the rear
view mirrors should just burn to death and dance till their fucking
bones dislocates or something.
Idiots. I was going on 60 just now. Decided to be nice to
follow the speed limit there, which is 65. I saw this fucking
asshole, in a van. Nissan Vanette. So stupid wan.
He was in the middle lane, then he just cut into the left lane (the
lane I was in), and then I had to burn my tyres by braking, which
nearly caused me to bang into another motorcyclist who was beside
me. I lost control of the bike as it went towards the left.
The bloody van just turned into that lane, and from this situation, it
wasn't my fault that I was going too fast. It was his fucking
fault for not looking at the rear view mirror. I also noticed
that he did NOT turn on his left signal to indicate that he was going to change lanes.
I wanted to be rude and just show him the language that everybody would
be offended by. But I just shook my head while he was raising his
right hand towards me. Asshole.
THEN, when I over took him, he turned on his signal, to the
right. He can go bang into the damn curb for all I fucking care.
Oh, and after I got my breakfast and headed home, I noticed this stupid
bitch who can't even lift her finger to turn on her bloody signal to
switch lanes again. Lucky her, I was jut tailing her at 40kmph by
that time.
Older generation of Penang drivers are either too slow, too arrogant or just plain assholic. Assholes.
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