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Cow's jaw. It's either a Malaysian raised cow, or a cow that drowned in Indonesia, or maybe a cow that fell off an airplane and drowned to death while shipping over some steak to a steak house (i.e The Ship) that flew past PD.
Mum picked this jaw up on the Straits of Malacca during Christmas last year. An Indian macha cleaned the jaw under the orders of my mum and was reported sick and has religious beliefs.
The usages? It can either be used to block only a certain amount of parang chops. As an offensive weapon, you can use the teeth to grind on the testicles or the vagina of the attacking person. You can use this jaw the same way how Fred Flintstone would use his bigass bone to bash people's heads.
For the English Illiterate, the term "boner" is NOT that you take some stupid bone and just bone the fella even if it's to death, or just to send him to the ICU.
Possibility of casting unknown Voodoo witchcraft: Unknown Click a thumbnail to enlarge:
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It's big, it's shiny.. it's.. whoa.. Click a thumbnail to enlarge:
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