[Vai Freak] Glacius

Mood: Tired
Listening To: Nothing.








By the way, here is a link to youtube.com to 3 different files related to Maddox's very recent book signing in some bookshop.


Check out how he's dressed. Wow.. He has a crown and a fur coat.. Lose the goatee, and he'll look like a medival king.


This book, is just for reading.. And if you want to learn a thing or two from the book, by all means, do so! It's the book of manliness.


So manly, until Maddox has a court case on the 7th of July.


Some dude was reading The Alphabet of Manliness in class, and his teacher asked him to put it away. He refused and the teacher said he would bring him to the principal's office to settle things. I believe that this guy just started reading the book as he did Head-Butt To The Ovaries, which is under the very first chapter from A-Z, Ass-Kicking.


Wow. I know that Maddox is inspirational in terms of writing up rants online and being a man (?).. But getting him into trouble because you just head-butted a government social worker in the damn ovaries?


... Damn.


Head-Butt To The Ovaries is a very unique technique that Maddox explains in the first chapter. Only applied to girls, just in case if you don't know what are ovaries. It can be performed when you kneel down to a girl, like how a she would give you a blow job. But instead of going in slowly to take in a 3-inch dynamite, just move your head backwards and thrust it forward. Momentum is very important while doing so.


And no, there is no Head-Butt To The Testicles, but there is a Cock Punch.




Wow. 7th July.. I wonder if he's really going for that court case or not..