Currently reading the chapter,
N is for Chuck Norris, and I can't stand it but laughing out loud in the office like my brains just got fried.
"Treason is especially offensive to Chuck because he
embodies everything that is, was, or ever will be American. Chuck
Norris loves America so much that when he gets interrupted during sex,
he gets red, white and blue balls." - The Alphabet of Manliness.
Maddox has seriously done it this time. All hail Maddox.